Triple axe killer Thomas McCulloch is let out of prison to chop down trees And yet again, another example of the incomprehensible wisdom of politicians! *face palm*
Man pulls shotgun after not getting enough hot sauce at Taco Bell Seriously, dude, Taco Hell is NOT worth going to jail for! Even drunk it tastes like shit...
Fleeing driver calls police to tell them to stop chasing him Yeah...how'd that work for ya? Can you imagine the laughter of the po-po in the po-po mobiles? Fucking moron!
Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes I'm thinking your mascot needs to find something else to wear to shake his sign.
And from my ever entertaining Twitter account...
@BBC24 The wife of Liberal Democrat MP John Hemming goes on trial accused of burgling the home of her husband's lover and stealing a kitten. I suppose this is a better plan than putting a pot of boiled rabbit on the stove a la Glen Close.
Happy crazy day!
Jewell =) xo