Friday, October 28, 2011

Friday Moment 10/28/11

A single photo – no words – capturing a moment from sometime ... anytime

A simple, special, extraordinary moment. A moment I want to pause, savor and remember

Have a beautious weekend everyone!  =)  xo

Jewell   =)  xo

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Media Hilarity - 10/26/11

    Burglars Stumble Upon Man's Child Porn Stash, Turn Him In    And who says there isn't honor among thieves??  .....???

    Owners baffled by theft of 50-foot-long PA bridge    Yeah...I can see why this might cause a bit of confusion.  Seriously though, I am a bit envious of their sense of dedication.

    Man falls out of Porta-Potty after heroin overdose    And if this isn't this guy's rock bottom, it would probably, at the very least, be ranked as one of his most embarrassing moments.  #Epic #Fail #Moron

    Authorities say woman mistakenly texted deputy to sell drugs    Wow!  This po-po had a wicked awesome day on the job!  If it were only this easy all the time!

And from the ever entertaining Twitter feed...

    AP - Man who threw hot dog at Tiger Woods wanted to do something "courageous and epic" 

Jewell  =)  xo

Monday, October 24, 2011

Mugshot Monday 10/24/11

Um.  Is it just me?  Or is this kid, unfortunately, have an alien shaped head?  Seriously.  It can't be just me.  Can it?

As be the judge...

Jewell  =)  xo

Friday, October 21, 2011

Friday Moment 10/21/11

A single photo – no words – capturing a moment from sometime ... anytime

A simple, special, extraordinary moment. A moment I want to pause, savor and remember

Happy fluffy clouds for your weekend!  =)

Jewell  =)  xo

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Media Hilarity - 10/19/11

    University of Hong Kong Offers CLIT Courses   Last I checked China wasn't having any kind of population problems, so this clearly can't be what they are teaching.  Or maybe they are and this is the reason for the population?  Things that make me go "Hmmmm...." when the article titles are infinitely more interesting to me than the actual article....

    Man re-arrested for auto theft in jail's parking lot — moments after being released    Is it possible for people to be arrested for having shit for brains?  Even if they don't do anything illegal?  If so, I think this guy should be first on the list.

    Man Hatches Plan To Kill Ex-Girlfriend By Dressing In A Bears Skin    Yeah...this guy should maybe be on the list of people to arrest for being a shit for brains.  On a side note....either the person who wrote the article was drunk, or I"m not drunk enough.  Either way, the majority of this article doesn't make sense to I the only one?

    Drink-driver almost four times over legal limit runs himself over with his own van    Ahhhhh...yes!  A trifecta in the shit for brains category.  Well, shit, now that I think about it, this guy might actually start a category for pickled brains at 4x the legal limit!  Yowza!

And from the ever entertaining world of my Twitter account....

    @bbc24: A workshop to teach people over 60 about "sex in later years" is cancelled due to a "lack of interest".

Jewell  =)  xo

Monday, October 17, 2011

Mugshot Monday 10/17/11

*scratches chin*  Somehow...not so surprised by this guy's charge sheet after seeing the photo...

As be the judge.  =)

Jewell  xo =)

Friday, October 14, 2011

Friday Moment 10/14/11

A single photo – no words – capturing a moment from sometime ... anytime

A simple, special, extraordinary moment. A moment I want to pause, savor and remember

Have an awesome weekend everyone!  =)

Jewell  =)  xo

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Media Hilarity - 10/12/11

    Houston Cops Ate Suspect's Pot Brownies While On Duty?    Is this one of those "Doh!" moments or one of those "Duuuuuuuude! Pass the Cheetos." type of moments??

    100,000 pot plants seized in Happy Camp, California    And should there really be any other place more appropriate to have a marijuana plantation than Happy Camp, CA???

    Man grew pot while living in tree house    Now this is something I would have liked to have seen.
    'Broken penis': Karma for cheating husbands?    And if Karma isn't the one that manages to get this done then I am sure that the woman being shafted would be more than happy to give Karma a hand. *evil grin*

    Damn the torpedoes: Defence's $600m blunder    DOH!  And here I thought the US gooberment was the only one prone to gaffs like this!

Stay out of the media never know when you could show up here!  =) hehehehe

Jewell  xo  =)

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Monday, October 10, 2011

Mugshot Monday 10/10/11

I have nothing to add to this picture but a few words of warning.

---  If you are standing - SIT DOWN!
---  If you are drinking anything, especially coffee - PUT IT DOWN!
---  If you are eating - SWALLOW FIRST!  If you've already eaten...I'm sorry.

As always, you be the judge! *rolls eyes*

Jewell  =)  xo

Friday, October 7, 2011

Friday Moment 10/7/11

A single photo – no words – capturing a moment from sometime ... anytime

A simple, special, extraordinary moment. A moment I want to pause, savor and remember

Have a classic weekend everyone  =)

Jewell  xo  =)

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Media Hilarity - 10/5/11

    Triple axe killer Thomas McCulloch is let out of prison to chop down trees    And yet again, another example of the incomprehensible wisdom of politicians!  *face palm*

    Man pulls shotgun after not getting enough hot sauce at Taco Bell    Seriously, dude, Taco Hell is NOT worth going to jail for!  Even drunk it tastes like shit...

    Fleeing driver calls police to tell them to stop chasing him'd that work for ya?  Can you imagine the laughter of the po-po in the po-po mobiles?  Fucking moron!

    Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes    I'm thinking your mascot needs to find something else to wear to shake his sign.
And from my ever entertaining Twitter account...

    @BBC24  The wife of Liberal Democrat MP John Hemming goes on trial accused of burgling the home of her husband's lover and stealing a kitten.    I suppose this is a better plan than putting a pot of boiled rabbit on the stove a la Glen Close.

Happy crazy day!

Jewell  =)  xo

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Here I am!

There are very few times that I am serious about anything...on here at least.  Seriousness invades my everyday life, so I am a practicing escapist while surrounded by the internet cloak of Really?! Wait! What?.

Besites, let's face it, no one here wants me to be serious.  They come here for my middle school-esque mouth and for the funny in the completely inane shit I am able to find on the internet that makes me laugh because to look at any of it too seriously would make me cry at the state of the world.

Recently though, my dear blog friend Savira posted an open request on FB. She wanted us to post our favorite quotes so that she could match the quote with a graphic and to be used as subject of a post.

I am a quote whore.  I love them.  Small snippets of brilliance that make you cheer, make you cry, make you sing, make you dance, make you laugh, make you say "what the fuck was he/she smokin'?"...  So, being that I am well armed with quotes to throw her direction I set about the almost impossible task of scrounging about for a favorite.

I couldn't settle on just one of course, as the quote that speaks to me most depends on the moment, so I threw 2 of my all time favorites at her and decided to let her pick which she was moved to use...
"Racism is a waste of time."
-- Bill Cosby
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
-- Dr. Seuss
She went so much further, so much deeper than I ever expected.  So much so that she might have pulled up her yoga mat and meditated within my soul converse with bits of me I don't let out to play here.  She did a beautiful job, and I was so touched I wanted to share it with all of you....Colors create Art

On another note.

My Photography Website Is Finally Done And Open!!  

Wooo Hoo!!!  Go visit me!  Drool on the pictures.  Read my first blog post.  Spread the love because you love me!  Like me?  Tolerate me?  Whatever.  =-p

A badge is available for the site if anyone is interested being an uncompensated pimp.  Feel free to fill out the contact form there or here to request the code.  =)

Anywho...2 bits of myself to share...

Back to my middle school-esque mouth and the completely inane shit I am able to find on the internet tomorrow! =)

Happy day everyone!

Jewell  =)  xo

Monday, October 3, 2011

Mugshot Monday 10/3/11

I can't seem to muster up the effort required to be shocked that this guy's pictures is associated with the word "bomb".

Honestly...whatever happened to having to be wary of the quiet ones?

As be the "judge".

Jewell  =)  xo