Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Media Hilarity - 9/7/11

    Galveston man bites woman's neck, claims to be vampire     Ummm...I'm thinking that the excess heat might be affecting what braincells are still functioning.  Or maybe all the working braincells have actually dripped out the holes for his ear piercings.  Which would explain a lot, actually.

    Spider blamed for rollover crash in Maine   This could sooooooo easily have been me.  *shudder*

    Fallen canisters of bull semen prompt hazmat call in Nashville    Yeah...now this is not something that you see in the news everyday.  However, is there NOTHING that Greyhound won't transport????

    Royal wedding revisited at scarecrow festival    I am fairly sure that the only way that this could have gotten any creepier is if it was some kind of zombie festival.

    Candice Kiley, 24, Arrested For Attacking 12-Year-Old For 'Looking At' Her Boyfriend     What the fuckityfuck?  Seriously...WTF!?!?!


Have a chuckletastic day!

Jewell  =)  xo

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