Canadian Woman Hits Moose, on Way to See Sister, Who Hit Moose Aaaaaaaaand.... Yeah. *shakes head* Pretty sure "Only in Canada" would really fit this.
Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin Apparently he had a fight with his blow up doll girlfriend. Again.
Swede charged for 'shooting down UFOs' Dammit! Now how is E.T. supposed to get home? Bastard! No Reece's Pieces for him!
Fleeing suspect crashes into jail Have I ever mentioned that irony is one of my all time favorite besties? Yeah...this is only one example of why!
Man Says He Can't Remember Taking Bite Out of 2-Foot Python Well if he can't remember that he did, how the hell is he supposed to be able to tell the rest of us if it really tasted like chicken? I was ROBBED!
Chuckle yourself silly!
Jewell =) xo