Rugby, sheep and sex don't mix Umm...yeah! I'll just leave that to the fertal imaginations of my stalkers... Especially since I can't stop laughing enough to come up with something on my own.
Greek police smash violent doughnut ring Bank robberies, domestic disputes, terrorists...things I think of that can be considered violent. Doughnut rings...not really something that ever crossed my mind.
Woman lies about pregnancy, hits ex with brick Wow! Just wow!
Man reports own parking violation to Conn. police Who said that there isn't honesty among criminals?
If he hadn't been naked, cops might not have found raccoon And was the raccoon trapped in the trunk REALLY what trumped the fact that there was a naked guy running around at a NASCAR race?
And...that's all she wrote... Did she really need to write anymore after such enlightening media hilarity? Nah! Not so much....