Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Media Hilarity - 8/24/11

     Customer sues after bank declares her dead    So this is why banks around this country are closing in record numbers!  They are killing off their customers on paper before they've paid their bills!!!

    Inverness knife attacker was in 'foul mood'   Is there really a good mood to be had when you attack someone with a knife?  I've never heard of anyone being happy stabby!

    Bear-safety lecture in Yellowstone interrupted by bear    Brilliant!!!  I'll bet this was staged.  What better way to demonstrate what you are teaching than paying the bear to come in so you can show off your mad skills!!!  =)

    AZ Man Gets 90 Days Jail for Shooting His Car That Wouldn't Start   Yikes!  Pretty sure he's not marrying material!

    AK inebriate service van taken on drunken joyride    Shit!  If you were in charge of picking up the inebriate wouldn't you have the common sense enough to take the keys OUT of the inebriate van??  Seriously!  You're Fired!!!  However, what's funnier?  In the bookmark on my browser it read  "AK inebriate service van taken on drunken joyride    Yahoo!"   Love it!

Happy Hump Day!  =)

Jewell  =)  xo

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