Is it really possible for ME (??) to be stunned into deafening silence with the stupidity that abounds in this world?
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha....nah! Not really! Enjoy! =)
Tennessee man to be exhumed to retrieve wrong dentures Why? Is he really going to need his dentures where he's going? Because, if he's going to be able to take his dentures with him, then when I win the lottery I'm going to make sure I am buried (rather than cremated) with what's left of my winnings!
'Drunk' tow boat captain towed to shore by tow boat after towing other boat round in circles for hours Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Feces-Covered Man Hid in Portable Toilet at Colorad Yoga Festival Sooooooooo NOT the way to get a girl, dude!
Baboon seen roaming New Jersey neighborhood Apparently they are working on the new cast for Jersey Shore!
Singing Penis Insect Proves Size Does Matter *crickets* *blink* *crickets* *blink* *crickets*
Happy Hump Day! =)