Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Media Hilarity - 7/27/11

Ok...I apologize in advance for this week's edition.  Kinda.  In any case, should there be some involuntary pukage that occurs on your computers/keyboards/monitors, etc...I deny any and all responsibility and refuse to pay for new equipment.  So...that means, in short, stalker up and read some of these on an empty stomach!  So there!  =-p

    Giant Boner-Inducing Spider Rampages in Supermarket   Really?  It rampages?  Was it like 8ft tall?  How does a spider rampage exactly? Do the floors shake?  Light fixtures swing?  Threatening "Boom! Boom! Boom!" to the time of 8?  What? 

    Semen-tainted yogurt samples land grocery store employee in jail   
Aaaaaaaaaaaand....so.  Hmm...yeah.

    'Ninja' spotted in Sunland Park yard  
Shitty, shitty, shitty Ninja.  Only a flunked out Ninja would be spotted anywhere...including the park.  Bad, bad, Baaaaaad Ninja!

   
Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy
    I don't even know where to go with this.  I'll let your imaginations work this one out for you.  *shakes head*


And from my "as seen on twitter" account....

    @ABC: Oklahoma Man Poses as Autistic, Cons Women Into Changing His Diaper http://abcn.ws/qixyQd

And...there you have it!  =)

Jewell  =)  xo

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