Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Media Hilarity - 7/20/11

    Miss. woman shooting at dog kills husband was an accident.  Just like the name of the dog is the equivalent to "Fluffy".  Suuuuuure!

    Drunken driver asks cop for directions  
OMG!  I swear these guys are making the cop's jobs easier.  First the guys smoking their marijuana outside the police station, and now this guy!

    Teen burned in fireworks-in-coffee-grinder blast  
5 words for this guy...."What a fucking dumb ass!"

    Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra  
And from the files of "boy, did I fuck the hell up"....  What are the chances this guy is going to change his life around after this???

    Pasco man arrested at Hudson Beach, says 48 beers was likely 10 too many  
10??  Only 10?  Eeeesh!  *facepalm*

Here's hoping you don't end up in my Media Hilarity posts!!  =)

Jewell  =)  xo

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