Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Do You See What I Have To Deal With???

Is it really any wonder my brain is so twisted?  I blame it on the husband him (well, and my mother, but she's not here to defend herself)...

Don't believe me??  Check out some snippets of the conversations that we have...  =)

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Husband Him:  Are you in bed?

Me:  {looking down at my ass on the couch}  No. 

Husband Him:  You said you were going to go to bed early.

Me:  I did. 

Husband Him:  Well it's early.

Me:   Yeah, but it's not my early.  Are you trying to get rid of me?  You want to watch porn don't you?  Or have a girlfriend that you want to chat with.

Husband Him: 
{smiles and turns laptop so I can see it}  Porn.  Cartoon porn.  {On his laptop screen - Frontierville}

Me:  Ugh!
{covers face laughing}

Husband Him:  What?

Me: 
{laughing} Ugh!  I don't even know how to handle that.

Husband Him:  Well would you rather I look at cartoon porn or real girls?

Me: 
{laughing harder} Ugh!

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Husband Him:  I feel obligated to take you to lunch.

Me:  That’s not a very romantic date request.

Husband Him:  Sure it is.

Me:  You suck at this.



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Me:   Are you still talking?

Husband Him:   I don't know. I can't tell.
                         
{cocks head like RCA dog}
                          Am I really talking if no one is listening?


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Husband Him:  Maybe we should stop at the Ford dealer while we are here.

Me:  You wanted to do that the last time we were here and didn't.

Husband Him:  I know.  I didn't want to irritate my wife.  Today I don't care.


See what I mean??

Jewell  =)  xo

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