The Winner of the I'll Pimp Your Blog for One Day Contest....
Well, actually that's not exactly true. There was a winner, but the winner was not eligible because she had been mentioned in the blog post the day before (thereby already having her blog pimped).
Sooooooooooo....congrats to Cheryl of The Art of Being Conflicted for guessing the right hair-do, but really not winning!
For those of you who might have been too sleep deprived, drunk, high, or just avoiding me last week I held an apparently non-exciting contest to see if anyone could have guessed which new hairdo I picked to have sculpted onto my noggin.
Anywho, here we go....(don't worry, I'm not remotely disillusioned enough to think that anyone really cares, but it's my blog and dammit I'm going to draw this fucker out as long as I can).
3rd Runner Up
2nd Runner Up
And the winning style is.....
Now, while I was sitting in the stylist's chair I had her add a bunch of blond highlights, and modify the bangs slightly so that they weren't constantly in my eyes.
Now while this style looks like it's easy care...the stylist was killing me with all the brushing, curling, drying, flattening, blah blah blah... That's entirely too much work to make me happy. So towel drying, blow drying and gluing into place is my speed. Here's how I do it when I'm going somewhere...you can see some of the highlights, but the style was starting to droop, even with the glue because of the San Antonio humidity. (You can probably see some of the highlights better by clicking on the picture to enlarge it....)
In all fairness though, if I don't do anything more than towel dry it and let it air dry...it pretty much ends up drying like the picture from the computer.
So there you have it. A contest that 90% of visitors didn't give a rat's ass about...even when I said I would pimp their website for a day. Which, means I would have give someone free advertising...just in case there's some kind of aversion to the idea that I'd be willing to commit a crime to give your blog face time for free.
You know...this is the 2nd time on this blog that I've presented an opportunity for someone to have their blog pimped here, and no one has taken me up on it. So...no more contests for you people. And, yes, in case you are thinking that I am more bitchy than snarky, and more whining than griping, than normal....I am. I'm blaming it on the fact that I am working on quitting smoking for only the 2,305,697 001st time, and I am suddenly severely allergic to breathing.....fantastic....so bite me!
Jewell =) xo