Stupid people make me soooooooooo happy! =-)
Denver Fire's arson van set on fire Niiiiiiiiiiice!
2,500 rubber ducks stolen from Ill. police academy Being an Illinois native...I really didn't even want to read about this (I did, but I didn't want to). I know how Illinois cops operate, so to read that the ACADEMY was missing RUBBER DUCKIES...really, just didn't come as any kind of surprise to me.
US man leaves behind t-shirt printed with own face at house he burgled And then there are people like THIS out there who are some of the types of people that, literally, put a face to the good ol' U. S. of A. Way to go dumb shit! The only fucking thing lamer than wearing a fucking t-shirt with your own damned picture on it is NOT having your name, social security number, address, and phone number of your mother's basement listed on the back.
Man Brings Beer to DWI Court Appearance Wow! Just Wow! How this guy manages to carry his balls around is impressive! Hey...at least he brought extra for his buddies in blue! Moron!
Thieves flee ATM heists in golf carts Really? Hey! Numbnuts! Push scooters might have been, not only smarter, but maybe faster? Go old school, asshole! Go green! Use your own damned feet...make it easier for the police dog salivating on the back window to puncture your ass like his favorite tennis ball. Police dogs need to have fun too!
Have an wicked cool day!!
Jewell =) xo