And here is this week's edition of stupidity and insanity that is our world...
Seattle school renames Easter eggs 'Spring Spheres' Give....me....a.....fucking....break! Can we just ONCE give the fuck up on the politically correct bullshit please!? I am not, nor have I ever been, religious, and I can say from experience that I am not scarred for life because I called them fucking EASTER EGGS!!!
Lincoln Man Arrested For Praying Naked Ok...now really this is bad enough. However, the real clincher to this story that made me go W----T----F?!?! The last line of the story..."Akon was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure." Really? How much suspicion is there really when the po-po finds him butt ass nekkid? I think seeing it with their own eyes pretty much moves it well within the realm of fact.
Murderer tells jury he'd like to kill them Really? If there was any bloody question about this guy's guilt or innocence, I think he probably unified the jury, the gallery, the judge, the witnesses, the lawyers, .....
Man mauled after smoking pot gets work comp, says court You have to be shitting me! I couldn't believe this when I saw it. Suuuuure...go ahead and commit a crime AND get paid for it. While you are at it, why don't you call yourself a celebritard and then you'll fit in perfectly in Hollywood. I'm rooting for the bear to do a better job next time. Asshat!
Driver Snorting Heroin Nearly Hits Police Car And yet again...this douche is the PERFECT reason why I will never run out of material for my blog posts. I have nothing more to add, because, honestly, how the hell can even I improve on such perfection!!!
Have a lovely, and laughter filled day!
Jewell =) xo