Thursday, March 31, 2011

Thursday Chuckles 3/31/11

In my real life...I abhor Thursdays, but in bloggy land I love it!  =)

Yeeeeeah!  Thanks.  No.  Your food tastes shitty enough.

Bahaha...this made me laugh like a hopped up chipmunk!!

DOH!  Do alligator molesters need to register with local authorities.  Or, wait!  Are alligator molesters still breathing?


Yeah.  Thanks.  I think I can handle tossing my salad just fine without paying you to do it for me.  On second thought!

Have a chuckletastic day!  =)

Jewell  =)  xo


Rancher Mom said...

The Grizzly bear one is hilarious! Well, they are all funny but that one takes the PETA T-Shirt wearing cake right there!!

Rachel Hoyt said...

LOL. I will try to think of that McDonald's sign every time I ponder scrapping my diet with their food. :)

The other pictures are hilarious as well.

Jenn said...

I can't stand I can't stand em even more. HA HA!! I love the bear...he's my favorite!


Jewell said...

Rancher Mom...I know...that PETA one cracked me up when I saw it! It was a must include here! =) Especially since irony makes me giggle. =)

LOL Rachel! Glad to hear that my blog posts are helping to assist you with keeping in line with your diet plans! =)

Jenn...yeah - the bear cracked me up! I don't like McDonalds either...I'll eat it if I have to, but, honestly, the flavor of the food probably isn't too far off from that advertising! =)

jessica Brant said...

Love it my soul sister :)
Love the Micky Dees sign so F'n funny
PS I hate hate fast food yuck

Jewell said...

lmao Jess...yeah....considering the taste of their food I couldn't resist posting the sign! =) I hate fast food too, but I hate cooking as well...sooooo...that leaves me in a bit of conundrum! =)

Ron said...

Anus? Is that the new Sushi? I'll pass...just saying.

Jewell said...

Yeah...not so sure about that...but then again I don't allow anyone eating sushi to sit in the same building as me. Ick! =)

Widow_Lady302 said...

But-who would want to molest an aligator...there really are all kind of fetish folks...

And I gotta steal the bear...I have some peta people on my list that might giggle at it! LOL Or I guess they could get super pissed, but whaaaaatttevvvverrr it's funny!

Jewell said...

Lis...LOL I know right...that stupid alligator one cracked me up! Makes your widow worshipers tame by comparison I would imagine! =)

Have fun with the bear! =)

Annie (Lady M) x said...

Jeez, do people molest alligators over there? I am not normally a fan of molesters but that surely takes some bollocks?!!

hansi said...

Luv dem golden arches; No wonder I keep returning for more. Wonder how long it took em to realize their sign had been....edited. Or did it come down from Corporate HQ?

JIM said...

Love you humor thanks for the laughs

Jewell said...

lmao Annie...I don't know the answer to that question actually. I tend to avoid the states where alligators and crocs are present enough to be considered molestable. You might want to ask Clare... =)

Hansi...I'm not sure, but I think maybe I just found out more information about you than I needed to know! =) Aren't stalkers supposed to have an air of creepy mystery about them? =) BTW...I just assumed it was one of the edumicated employees that misspelled it =)...but coming form HQ seems more funny!

Jim...thanks for stopping by! =) Glad you were able to get a chuckle while you were here! =)