Ahhh...I've been saving these up for some time...but damned if they aren't deliciously stupid!! =)
Man assaults brother with muffler Wow! I grew up as an only child, so wedgies, noogies, slug bugs, etc - not something that I encountered unless I was spending the night with a friend. However, had I had a sibling, and had I chose to settle the argument with a muffler, I'm pretty sure that my mother might have just run me over with the whole car. Really? A muffler?
She's hoping to win on a peel Oh no...you didn't read that wrong. A peel is actually accurate. I'm thinking that her defense is "Tom & Jerry made me do it"
Confused elephant 'has sex with a car' Who knew that Volkswagen Passat's had such sex appeal?! All of those bored middle aged men apparently have it all wrong...Ferraris, Corvettes, Motorcycles, et.al....apparently not nearly as sexually arousing as a Volkswagen Passat
Rampaging goats accused of Nigeria election sabotage You know...I really think that Nigeria might be on to something with this? Rampaging goats can't be any worse during election time than the willy waving, brown nosing, liars that stand a podiums trying to convince me that their bullshit is more believable than the opponent's bullshit. Bring on the goats I say!!!
Big-screen TV stolen in reverse prison break Aaaaannnnnd - THESE GUYS are soooo what keeps my blog moving along! Shit for brains might actually be an improvement over what they are currently operating with...dumb asses!
Have a chuckle-tastic day!!
Jewell =) xo