Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Media Hilarity - 3/2/2011

Well folks...here are some real wieners winners for this week.  I'm feeling a little off my funny game today, so I picked some of the more expressive article titles for today's edition!  Enjoy!!  =)

Back to normal tomorrow....

Jewell  =)  xo

15 comments:

Asha said...

I'd stab someone too if they tried to take my chicken patty!

Jewell said...

lol...Reeeeaally? Nah...I can think of any number of things to stab someone over...a chicken patty? Not one of them! *snort* =) How goes the treasure hunt preparations?

YogaSavy said...

The belch was me! Could not resist it

Asha said...

It's on like Donkey Kong, girl!

Ron said...

First of all...WTH is a chicken patty? The thought scares me.

Tongue biting cabbie...I thought there was glass separating the passengers from the "Cabbie".

Parkenson's drug...it pays to read the interactions on the drug label...or admit you were a sex maniac to start with.

The dog thingy...maybe he was protecting the chicken pattys.

Michigan City - At first I thought it was another Michigan (state) slam, but it is Indiana...and I'm guessing he is related to the Warren King...another branchless family tree.

Good post :)

Jewell said...

LOL Savira...you're excused! LOL

Asha! Woo hoo!! I still maintain that pictures should be required...well some pictures...don't need to see ALL the pictures. =)

Ron...*snort* You crack me up! As for the cabbie...I put nothing past them. I have been in a cab one and one time only in my life...never again! I saw my life flash before my eyes on that one ride...that was enough for me! =)

Dizzy C said...

not sure which is worse, a cabbie being licked or a cabbie biting a passenger!
Both sound disgusting

carol

Hansi said...

Loved the story about the Michigan drunk who told the cops a snowman was driving. Got to hand it to the guy for some quick thinking on his feet. Too bad the thinkin' was stinkin'.

Annie (Lady M) x said...

Bloody brilliant Jewell! But I don't know what a chicken patty is either. But I REALLY want to try one if they are so good that you would stab someone for it.

That dog in the fridge thing is something that Naughty George would probably do. The git!

And a drug 'turning' someone gay?!!! Funny as anything mwhaaha

Jewell said...

LOL - Carol...yeah...I don't really know about the whole cabbie thing either...it kinda gives me the dry heaves just thinking about it! =)

Hansi...I know...wasn't that fantastic! He should have gotten points at booking for ingenuity! =)

Annie...do a search for chicken patty...you odd British type people might have some other name for what they are! =) Still not entirely sure that they are worth stabbing or being stabbed for! =) xo Muwah!

Mary said...

LMAO! It's scary to think that these are serious titles, ya know?

tbaoo said...

i think that a solid post combining all these fairly normal news items would be just the ticket for the growth of mankind, let's get started :)

Jewell said...

lol - Mary...I know what you mean! Just when I think I can't be surprised by anything anymore, a snowman driving a car gets me every time! =)

Tbaoo...well, you know...that's a thought....how about you test the theory by throwing them together for a guest blog post for me? LOL =)

Finding One's Way said...

Jewell,

I personally like the dog takes over family's fridge. I would do the same if I live in Arizona. It is way to hot there for me.

Great laugh thank you

Finding One's Way Thursday Dedication

Jewell said...

Jess...thanks! I think you are right about that! Having lived in Las Vegas for a number of years, I can attest that a well working fridge is definitely the best place to take up residence in the desert! lol =) Glad you had a good laugh to start the weekend! =)