Monday, February 14, 2011

A tip for guys on Valentine's Day...

I hope all of you have a happy *wink wink* Valentine's Day today!  =)

Before I head out to "celebrate" (by going to get put back together by the chirpractor) with the love of my life, and since I'm all about the love, caring, sharing, and all that other bullshit courtesy of this Hallmark spin day, I'm leaving this tip in my wake for the majority of guys as something NOT to do for your significant other.  Well, unless your significant other is a face first, stumbling lush, then it might something that could get you laid.  If not though, I'm fairly certain giving this gift could result in a black eye, stitches from shattered glass, and blue balls.


Have a shagtastic day folks!  =)  *snicker*

Jewell  =)  xo

15 comments:

Widow_Lady302 said...

yeah I would totally black a man's eye for that...my man should know I'm a heinken girl! LOL Love ya Jew-jew!!

Widow_Lady302 said...

Oh and....HAPPY DONT GET VD-DAY!! *MWWWWAAAAAHHH*

Annie (Lady M) x said...

A rose in a Bud bottle? That is well funny.... and I bet my bottom dollar that a bloke came up with the idea!

Look on the bright side....at least you don't have to hunt for a vase.

So what did you get for valentine's day me dear?

I got fuck all because I am single.

Asha said...

Yeah...my valentine better not drink my beer just to stick a rose in it. AND I prefer rum.
http://www.ashafullife.blogspot.com

Jewell said...

LOL Lisa xoxox Muwah back at you babe! =) Hope you had a good day with your new little buddy =)

Awww...Annie! You always have my love and devotion! =) xoxox Muwah!

LOL Asha...xoxo Hope you had a good day anyway honey! You'll get your celebration (and then some I imagine) when the hubs gets back home! I still luv ya....not the same, but suck it up anyway! =)

YogaSavy said...

My first valentine I got a tooth brush! If you must know my breath was minty FRESH!

Asha said...

It's on like Donkey Kong (but naked) come March when he gets home.
There is an award for you on my blog too.
http://ashafullife.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-got-golden-ticket.html

Ron said...

Yep - The old Bud-bud always was a bad idea.

I noticed no other males responded here...chickens!

Hoep you had a great one :)

Hansi said...

Hey girls...it's the thought that counts :)

Annie (Lady M) x said...

Thanks me dear.... it means a lot... mwahhh! xx

Jewell said...

Asha...thanks for the award again =) I got it, and distributed it today =)

Ron...no, you and Hansi are the only one that was brave enough or dumb enough to comment...the rest of the pansies hid their heads in the sand =) lol

Hansi...yeeeeah! You keep telling yourself that. See how far it gets you and report back to me! =) hehe

{{{{{Annie}}}}

Bodacious Boomer said...

How did I miss you yesterday kiddo? My sincere apologies.

As to the fail, lucky for the hubs he didn't give me a rose in such a manner or he'd spent VD night visiting a proctologist.

Jewell said...

LMAO - BB...it just goes to show that Doug has been trained well. Or at the very least he has a severe allergy to the proctologist! =) xo

SJ said...

You mean you don't appreciate the time and effort that goes into arranging all that?

Geees you people are tough to please (back to the drawing board Sam)

Jewell said...

*snort* SJ...am I to assume that a rose in the bottle of alcohol of your choise works for you? LOL