I hope all of you have a happy *wink wink* Valentine's Day today! =)
Before I head out to "celebrate" (by going to get put back together by the chirpractor) with the love of my life, and since I'm all about the love, caring, sharing, and all that other bullshit courtesy of this Hallmark spin day, I'm leaving this tip in my wake for the majority of guys as something NOT to do for your significant other. Well, unless your significant other is a face first, stumbling lush, then it might something that could get you laid. If not though, I'm fairly certain giving this gift could result in a black eye, stitches from shattered glass, and blue balls.
Have a shagtastic day folks! =) *snicker*
Jewell =) xo