Oh...this week's are awesome! I'm uber proud of the morons of the world for making my life a little brighter this week! =) Enjoy! =)
Malaysia police nab 3 for stealing 725,000 condoms Ok...not even with a little blue pill would you EVER need this many condoms...REALLY! Wouldn't the have been better off with $725k in singles?? Morons!
Driver's dog helps Oregon deputy make drug bust And this is EXACTLY why diamonds are a girl's best friend....guys you really need to get a clue (or stop doing / growing / selling drugs)! =)
Wife stops tiger attack with wooden soup ladle My mother used to whoop my butt with a wooden spoon until the day she wanted to get her point across, went into the kitchen, opened THAT drawer, and slammed the spoon on the kitchen counter and broke it. I planted my ass faster than it could take for me to spit. For some reason, I'm thinking that this tiger would have sooooo been up shit creek if that woman had been my mother! =) Bahahahaha!!
Man found watching porn after break-in Uh - huh! Ok dude, whatever. I'm just glad I wasn't the Rookie officer that had to frisk you before you got your free ride to the pokey (oh - and in case you were wondering, yes...every single pun is intended with the use of that word). =)
Snowplow chases suspected purse snatcher Probably faster than chasing the bad guy while riding a giant tortoise, but waaaay more effective. Holla to all the private snow plow driver super heroes! This guy is awesome, and the idiot probably needed new drawers by the time the Po-po showed up to "rescue him".LOL (Oh...and if you read this article, which I highly advise, don't click the link to the 911 call in the article...I tried. They must have taken it down.)
Have a chucklelicious day!
Jewell =) xo