Ahhh...my life would be so dark and depressing if there weren't idiots like these to make me laugh and to creep me out...
Chickens banned from crossing road Hmmm...I guess we'll never know the answer if they can't cross the road to tell us. Way to go Australia! =-p
Farmington Man Called 911 with Question About Growing Marijuana Oh yeah...pretty sure this one licked the windows when he was growing up. What a shit head!
Junk food makes woman have orgasms Hey...I'm all about the chocolate and embracing my muffin top, but I love no food this much! And please, whoever might be listening, please, PLEASE, don't let me ever sit next to this woman in a McDonald's!! I would never be able to restrain myself from blogging about this...never! Oh - and lest I forget this other thought.... Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (and PPS. what the fuck is up with that picture????)
Driving instructor hits train in north Russia Awesome! Do Russian's have car insurance requirements? If they do, I'm pretty sure this idiot would probably be required to pay 10x his premium AND get a public flogging.
And from the files that comfort me and keep me warm at night about how well things will go for me in my golden years...
Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because He Didn't Want To Leave Any Witnesses, Cops Say Oh yeah...I'm so fucked!
Awesomeness to all of you! =)
Jewell =) xo