Ok folks...it's another edition of Media Hilarity for your viewing pleasure! =)
Teen hit with own golf ball sues for millions Really asshat? If you are going to be on the golf team, shouldn't you really have a fucking clue how to drive a golf ball so that you don't have this problem? Fucking douche canoe!
Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear If I was the owner of this fur coat store, I'm REALLY certain I'd say...."Yeah, she can just keep it." *dry heave* (mugshot is included with this one in case you are wondering anything....anything at all)
Hooker overcomes illness, slaps Beaver 64-57 Ummm...is this something that can be published outside of the Hustler magazine's website???
Woman accused of cop assault with sex toy says she acted in self-defense Courtesy of my upside down, wonderfully off kilter blog buddy from Australia, Tbaoo, comes this genius of a woman. Heaven forbid she throw the cash that was in that drawer at the officers, she might have gotten a ride to her house to get the money to pay her bar tab. Stupid nit!
Police search for Moron Uh....don't our fine civil servants do this on a daily basis? Seriously though, can you imagine what kind of shit this guy had to put up with growing up....LMFAO
Make it a funny day, my loverlies! =)
Jewell =) xo