Unfortunately, sometimes trying to come up with funny material makes my brain cells
So, in an effort to find something to tickle a giggle out of my brain cells (which alone can be an utterly creepy activity that ALL of you should have to be a witness to), I went in search of that sexy little feather....and holy hell did I come up with a doozy!
Now, it's NO secret that people, in a grandiose majority, piss me off, irritate me, and generally make my foot itch and my leg twitch with an uncontrollable desire to plant my foot firmly in their ass in an effort to punt their heads off their shoulders. So...these guys? Oh DAMN!
I have a very short list of people to not mess with...top of the list - IRS. Those fuckers just need to have their fingers taken off at the wrist for trying to play a yearly game of pocket jockey with me.
Next on the list though, mobsters. Now, don't get me wrong, just because I lived in Las Vegas for
However, these geniuses from Kentucky...either had really shitty luck, or ASTRONOMICALLY shitty luck. Check it out....
"Three guys from Kentucky talked their way into a hair salon in South Philadelphia before it opened and then robbed the owner of her wedding ring, engagement ring and an expensive necklace. They were caught an hour later when police stopped them for driving the wrong way down a one-way street. In addition, it was subsequently revealed that their victim is the wife of a local mobster." -- Courtesy of The Boston Herald
Jewell =) xo