Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Media Hilarity - 1/26/11

Back to the insanity that is the media and the ridiculousness of their headlines!!  =)
Find your funny today!!  =)

Jewell =) xo

14 comments:

Ron said...

Okay, although the headlines were enough, I read the articles...Geeesh!

Russian tanning bed - Is that how to make a Black Russian? Just asking.

Teens snorting ashes - It had to happen. With all of the synthetic drugs on the street, at least they were "green" and chose an organic alternative.

Floating on inflatable dolls - Under any other circumstance she could be mad at him for having an inflatable playmate...but it saved her life...what irony.

Man and 4 wives - What can be said...special stupid x 4...if you look up "Special Stupid" in the dictionary I'm sure it features a photo of him.

Great post Jewell :)

SJ said...

On top form as always :D

Don't know if you know who the UK I want to be a legend that Katie Price AKA Jordan is but she's a media goblin (someone who will do ANYTHING for a bit of press) this is the latest

JORDAN TO GIVE BIRTH LIVE ON THE NET
Pregnant Jordan will give birth to her baby live on pay-per-view internet. Jordan has told a friend: 'I want fans to share my joy.'

and on a side note, you can pay for the priviledge - sweet - NOT!

YogaSavy said...

Man beaten by his 4 wives hands down anytime!

Jewell said...

Ron - you read the articles. Don't you have better things to do...I don't know...like work? =) Just wonderin' =) LOL

SJ - *bows* Thank you! =) I have heard of the show but never seen it. However, based on this little bit of insight - I'm afraid I would avoid the show like the plague, not mention everything with this woman's face in it or on it. Yeah...I'll pass on the opportunity to pay for that form of entertainment. Even *I* have my limits! =)

Savira...LOL...am I sensing some latent man hatred in there? xo

Widow_Lady302 said...

Ok I am snort larfing over all this, so all I can say is "What Ron said" Jewell...you have a kick ass blog, HI-FREAKING-LARROUS!

Jewell said...

Lisa...here *hands you a damp cloth*...on the off chance you reverse snort larf and end up with snot on your screen.... =) LOL

tbaoo said...

what a site, you've got me - how about this ?

http://triblocal.com/gurnee/2011/01/25/woman-accused-of-cop-assault-with-sex-toy-says-she-acted-in-self-defense/

Bodaciousboomer said...

I was really hoping for a photo of those dolls! Those rescue guys just had to be laughing- after the fact, of course.

Mary said...

this is really good! prison and tanning beds??? what next, I wonder. LOL

Jewell said...

Tbaoo...I've struck you speechless? Is that even physically possible? =) LOL That ariticle is sooooo going in my list of ones to use in future Media Hilarities =) LOL How did I possibly miss THAT?

BB - You naughty girl! LOL =) I imagine once the rescue guys got a chance to rest they might have thought that was one of their funnier moments. =)

Mary...I don't know what's next. Though I would have to say that next to prisons in Mexico, pretty sure the next set of prisons that I wouldn't want to get anywhere near would be the ones in Russia...even if they had tanning beds AND Stabucks! LOL =)

tbaoo said...

no.

Jewell said...

LOL - No to the being struck speechless or to it being physically possible to do so? =) *snicker*

Hansi said...

People do a lot of stupid shit when wasted on drugs. I had a client who got so blasted on cocaine that he thought he heard burglars in his attic. He called the police, who after finding no burglars, arrested him for being under the influence. True Story.

Jewell said...

Hansi...thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment!! =) You are absolutely right! =) Being hopped on on drugs or alcohol doesn't ever make you the brightest bulb in the box. =) One of the WTF moments I had with that particular article was this bit of brilliant waste of tax payer dollars =) ::

"Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes."