In the meantime...this week's chuckles.... =)
|I'll see you one latte, and raise you a grumpy sweetheart. You got nuthin' on me!|
|Hmmm - Ok. Makes sense. Wait! What? Presumptuous energy types.|
Who do they think they are telling me I'm not allowed to drown! Oy!
|Yeah...pretty much. Go get 'em kitty! That skirt makes your ass look fat!|
|Seriously? I'm not sure I've ever been drunk enough to warrant kissing a fish while I'm swimming.|
Maybe it's just me.
|Ummm...Mommy's grumpy, ass whoopin' quotient to hit tilt in 3.....2......|
(1) - Hmmm...that, suspiciously, has the makings of a really F level horror flick! On the upside...it might make an A grade niche porn flick. Don't ask how my brain works....my mother tried for years to figure out where I went wrong....she never figgered it out, but that might have something to do with the fact that her mind was pretty warped too. =) I'm well and truly convinced it's a hereditary thing.... =)
Great and safe weekend folks! Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving! I'm very truly grateful and blessed by all of you!
Jewell =) xo