Mugshot Monday (sorta) 9/27/10

Ok, now first I should probably clarify that "(sorta)" portion of the post title.  I am fairly certain that the picture attached to this story isn't the guy's mugshot.  Firstly because he's entirely too "chipper" in it....so I pretty well suspect that it's a picture that is taken as a result of his occupation. (1)

Other than that there are 2 things that actually stuck out to me when I read this (2).

1. It's the freakin' hair man.  What is this guy?  40's?  The last time I saw this stupid hair cut was on the idiot little twit Justin Beiber.  Grow up you idiot big twit....no, seriously, grow the fuck up!
2. One word ------- masturbation.  (3)

Well, here...I'll let you check things out for yourself.... (4)

This week's mugshot and story here...

(1) - You'll understand the cryptology of that when you visit the link...I promise that my bullshit (in this one and ONLY instance) will actually make sense.

(2) - Other than the fact that this guy creeps me out to the nth degree and makes me want to projectile vomit to the point where I could probably set a world record.

(3) - One thought --------- based on this asshole's picture....pretty fucking sure he's well versed in the art of masturbation....just thinkin'! 

(4) - For those with quease prone stomachs....trash can or bucket recommended.  I will not be held responsible for blown chunks ruining computers, mouses, keyboards, monitors, super-uber-smarter-than-me-phones, etc.

Enjoy.....?

Jewell  =) xo